There was a young couple named Kelly Who had to live belly to belly, Because once, in their haste, They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. - 1938
There was a young lady named Hatch Who would always come through in a scratch. If a guy wouldn't neck her, She'd grab up his pecker And shove the damn thing up her snatch. - Unknown, 1945
In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me. In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see. -1928