There was a young lady named Hatch
There was a young lady named Hatch Who would always come through in a scratch. If a guy wouldn't neck her, She'd grab up his pecker And shove the damn thing up her snatch.- Unknown, 1945
Library Paste
There was a young couple named Kelly Who had to live belly to belly, Because once, in their haste, They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. - 1938
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